44 Best Ever Fart Jokes & Poems

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HarperCollins Australia, Dec 13, 2011 - Juvenile Fiction - 40 pages
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44 of the funniest, stinkiest, most EXPLOSIVE fart jokes and poems ever! Ages: 6+ Q: What do you get if you mix a fart with dessert? A: Smelly jelly! Q: Why are farts so poor? A: Because they only have one scent! A collection of the funniest, stinkiest, most EXPLOSIVE fart jokes and poems ever! 'I laughed so hard I farted!' -Professor Fartypants Ages: 6+
 

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44 best ever fart jokes and poemes
It is realy funny and crative. Its so cool

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Really cool
When I go to parties I always make people laugh because I use the jokes from this book. All the girls think I am cool

Contents

Front Cover
Dedication
CONTENTS
FART JOKES
 
FART POEMS
Musical Farts
Marty Farty
Super Dooper Potty Pooper
Farty Friends
Pull My Finger
Farty Limerick
Pop Goes POP
What Am I?
About the Author
About the Illustrator

Long Lost Fart
Gust of Wind
Little Birdie
Roses Are Red
Also by Andy Jones 1
Also by Andy Jones 2
Copyright
Copyright

About the author (2011)

Andy Jones is a well-known and loved children's entertainer. He has toured schools Australia wide with his children's show ANDY JONES & THE FUNKY MONKEY. He is the author of the hugely popular and best-selling THE FARTIONARY, and has also produced CDs and audio tapes.

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