A Field Guide to Evangelicals and Their Habitat

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Harper Collins, Oct 19, 2010 - Humor - 176 pages
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They're Going to Heaven . . . and They Know It

At last, a complete, unsparing guide to evangelical Christians. This hilarious and highly useful manual, written by an insider, illuminates this rapidly growing and unique segment of America and offers a thoroughly entertaining, no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud survey of evangelical culture. See inside for the scoop on:

  • What Evangelicals Believe -- Plus a Master List of Who Is Going to Hell
  • How to Party Like an Evangelical -- Ambrosia, Li'l Smokies, and Potluck Fever
  • The Diversity of Evangelical Politics -- From Right-Wing to Wacko
  • Evangelical Mating Habits -- The Shocking Truth

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User Review  - Razinha - LibraryThing

Billed as satire, this I See wildly hilarious throughout, and yet so spot on that it is hard to distinguish between satire and fact. A quick read,and quite fun. Read full review

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User Review  - Devil_llama - LibraryThing

A humorous look at the rise of the evangelicals. The book takes the form of a how-to field guide, instructing you on how to recognize and interact with evangelicals, including working with them ... Read full review


Chapter2 Identifying Evangelicals in the Field
Planning Your Field Trip to
Chapter4 Arriving at Church
Chapter5 The Evangelical Church Service
How to Talk and Act Like an Evangelical
Chapter7 Sighting Evangelicals Overseas
Chapter8 Decorating Like an Evangelical
Chapter9 Evangelical Mating Habits
Chapter10 Evangelical Education

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About the author (2010)

Joel Kilpatrick is an award-winning reporter and creator of LarkNews.com, the world's leading Christian satire website, which received the 2005 Gospel Music Association's Grady Nutt Humor Award. His work has been featured in Time, the Washington Post, the Dallas Morning News, and on CBS Radio. He lives with his wife and family in the Los Angeles area.

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