A Practical Guide to Racism
A hilarious look at the races of the world¬—capturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume
Meet ¬“C. H. Dalton,¬” a professor of racialist studies and a leading authority on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. In the grand tradition of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he is on a mission to clarify the truth about self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a new generation of hate-mongers. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated (even white people), A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:
¬• The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man¬'s burdens, such as reverse racism and white slavery, to become accomplished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
¬• The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their unfortunate taste for the blood of Christian babies.
¬• A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as ¬“women,¬” who are not good at anything¬— especially ruling the free world.
¬• A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time.
¬• A country-by-country breakdown of the ¬“Yellow Peril,¬” with pointers for telling apart a race of people who all look the same.
Also included is a comprehensive glossary of timeless epithets, with hundreds of pejorative words for everyone from Phoenicians to Jews. A Practical Guide to Racism is sure to spark honest, instructive discourse.
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Never laughed so hard at a book!
this book is the best book i have ever read in my entire life. to say this book changed my life is an understatement. it is oh so very insightful. the diagrams are ingenius. if you are looking for more racial slurs for your collection this is the book for you. there is a large glossary of racial slurs that are poop your pants funny.
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