A Practical Guide to Racism

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Penguin, 2008 - Humor - 203 pages
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A hilarious look at the races of the world¬—capturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume

Meet ¬“C. H. Dalton,¬” a professor of racialist studies and a leading authority on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. In the grand tradition of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he is on a mission to clarify the truth about self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a new generation of hate-mongers. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated (even white people), A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:
¬• The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man¬'s burdens, such as reverse racism and white slavery, to become accomplished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
¥ The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their unfortunate taste for the blood of Christian babies.
¬• A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as ¬“women,¬” who are not good at anything¬— especially ruling the free world.
¥ A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time.
¬• A country-by-country breakdown of the ¬“Yellow Peril,¬” with pointers for telling apart a race of people who all look the same.

Also included is a comprehensive glossary of timeless epithets, with hundreds of pejorative words for everyone from Phoenicians to Jews. A Practical Guide to Racism is sure to spark honest, instructive discourse.

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this book is the best book i have ever read in my entire life. to say this book changed my life is an understatement. it is oh so very insightful. the diagrams are ingenius. if you are looking for more racial slurs for your collection this is the book for you. there is a large glossary of racial slurs that are poop your pants funny. 


k Indians and Injuns
Sexual Races
Ancient Races
Interracial Dating
Questionable Races
The Good Ones
Crania of the Races
A Glossary of Racial Epithets

P Gypsies

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About the author (2008)

David Dyergrew up in a coastal town in NSW, Australia, and graduated as dux of his high school in 1984. After commencing a degree in medicine and surgery at the University of Sydney, he soon decided it was not for him.

David went on to train as a ship's officer at the Australian Maritime College, travelling Australia and the world in a wide range of merchant ships. He graduated from the college with distinction and was awarded a number of prizes, including the Company of Master Mariners Award for highest overall achievement in the course. He then returned to the University of Sydney to complete a combined degree in Arts and Law. David was awarded the Frank Albert Prize for first place in Music I, High Distinctions in all English courses and First Class Honours in Law. From the mid-1990s until early 2000s David worked as a litigation lawyer in Sydney, and then in London at a legal practice whose parent firm represented the Titanic's owners back in 1912. In 2002 David returned to Australia and obtained a Diploma in Education from the University of New England, and commenced teaching English at Kambala, a school for girls in Sydney's eastern suburbs.

David has had a life-long obsession with the Titanic and has become an expert on the subject. In 2009 he was awarded a Commonwealth Government scholarship to write The Midni

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