Abused, Victimized, and Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Dating

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iUniverse, 2002 - Fiction - 112 pages
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While the characters and events in this book are fictitious, most people will point to at least one story and say, “That happened to me” or “I dated that idiot.”


Here are some sample lessons that the idiot dating person can learn:

A rose may be a rose by any other name, but the name you have says a lot about you. More aptly stated, it’s better to be called “Prince”, then to be called “Dopey.”

Use the telephone to give the news that you “Just want to be friends.”

Handcuffs are rarely an appropriate accessory for a dinner affair.

When you rent fake parents, always get their real names first.

When you find a basement bargain, make sure that it’s not in the morgue.

If you’re not willing to train them, then don’t get a puppy.

If you’ve ever dated an idiot, then this book will hopefully provide some insight into the making of an idiot dating person and in the process provide some laughter.

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