Ace Your Zombie Exam!: The Official Ph.Z. Study Guide

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Sourcebooks, Inc., Oct 1, 2011 - Humor - 192 pages
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Humans, Zombies—we're not that different. We're all hungry for a better life or post-life. That's why the living and living dead alike are turning more frequently to education in order to improve their standing (or slouching, as the case may be). No enrollment necessary—you need only this book and that high-performance noggin of yours.

Best of all, this guide offers not just any sample test, but the PhZ exam from the esteemed Port-Au-Prince Capon Academy. And at the end, humans can fill out and award an official PhZ diploma! (Zombies are currently only eligible for the SPLAT.)

 

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Contents

Whats ZAT You Say?
1
Frequently Asked Questions Posed to the Author
9
Careers Galore What to Expect from Your Future
19
The Exam Segments or How Not to Pull Off Your Face
25
Day 1Infection Ho
43
Leading Up to the Exam and on the Big Day Itself
55
Intro to the Zombie Exam
61
The Zombie Aptitude Test Authorized Sample
65
A Commencement Address from Your President President Dutch Bingo
141
Now That Youve Achieved This Degree of Success Why Stop Here?
149
Answers
151
Testing Through the Ages
153
Lastly
161
About the Author
163
Back Cover
177
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About the author (2011)

David P. Murphy is a living, breathing guy and a songwriter from Omaha who, inexplicably, spends an excessive amount of quality time thinking and writing about zombies, as evidenced by his Zombies for Zombies series. Gratefully, his fascination eventually evolved into a profession once he obtained his PhZ from the prestigious Port-au-Prince Capon Academy.

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