All Restaurant Fires are Arson
All Restaurant Fires are Arson is a dark and comic look at our relationship with our own mortality, and with each other, as we struggle to face the inevitable. Tom, and ex-cop in his fifties, and Ron, a philandering priest, have been friends since grade school. Their friendship will never die, but their high school friends and acquaintances can and do. They’re surrounded by deaths, that might be accidents, or might be murder driven by incidents in their past. Tom has a violent temper and a past full of resentments toward the deceased. Tanya, the most beautiful girl in the school, has always resented the attention that came her way. For Ron, Tanya and Tom the past is always present and the end of their future seems all too close.
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Alright anymore bastard bathroom beer bottle breast reduction breasts Bruce McManus CARON chair Cindy Cindy's death couch DENNIS enters door drink everything feel FIRES ARE ARSON Forgive fridge fucking funeral home GEOFF glass of wine goes Goodbye hear hide-a-bed hurt kids kitchen laughs lights dim looks at RON looks at TANYA Manitoba Theatre Centre married never night offstage Pause Prairie Theatre Exchange rebar remember RESTAURANT FIRES Resuscitate Order RON enters RON exits RON looks RON moves RON stands RON turns RON's chest says Scene shit silence sleep smiles someone sorry stage stops talk TANYA enters TANYA exits TANYA looks TANYA sits TANYA stands tell terrible There's thing told TOM's apartment waits walks watches window and looks Yeah you're laughing you're smiling