Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom

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Simon and Schuster, Feb 15, 2002 - Humor - 128 pages
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Does your mother call you in a panic whenever there's a storm warning for your area? Does she act as though it's her duty to alert you to every health story on the news? Have you ever been briefly out of touch with your mother only to find she's phoned everyone short of the National Guard to track you down -- or, just maybe, are you that mother?
Take comfort in knowing you're not alone, as Amy Borkowsky shares more than a decade's worth of maddening phone messages from her hilariously overprotective mom. Based on the hit CD of the same name, Amy's Answering Machine features actual messages in which Amy's mom warns her not to wear a red bathrobe because a friend's grandson "said that red is a gang color"...advises her not to get a cat because "what if you finally found a nice guy and he was allergic?"...cautions her not to wear crepe-soled shoes because "they were just saying on the news that if you're ever in a plane crash, crepe is no good if you have to go down the slide."
Amy also reveals the stories behind the messages and shares calls not available on CD, each one brimming with the worry and annoying comments only a loving mother could dish out.
The same warnings and suggestions that had Amy cringing are sure to have you doubled over with laughter. But before you turn the page, take some advice from Amy's mom: Make sure you have plenty of reading light, because squinting causes crow's feet.

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User Review  - whitreidtan - LibraryThing

Borkowsky is a comedian. Or at least she was when this book was written in 2001 (and the reason I give you the date is to orient you to the dominant technology of the time). Apparently one of the ... Read full review

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User Review  - Heather19 - LibraryThing

A very funny book! The author has a very.... interesting... mother, who calls constantly and leaves very funny and strange messages on her answering machine. The messages, along with the author's commentary, had me laughing the whole way through the book! Read full review

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Amy Borkowsky has been executive vice president, creative group head at a major New York advertising agency, where she won dozens of advertising awards, including five Clios, three Lions at the Cannes Festival, and an Emmy.

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