Are We There Yet?: From Diapers to Puberty

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Old Hundred and One Press, 2004 - Humor - 296 pages
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"A MUST READ for anyone who is currently raising or has previously raised children. As a psychotherapist I have come across hundreds of books about how to cope with life. This is not one of those books. It's a comedic and heartfelt exploration of one woman's crazy, yet fun-filled role as a parent. It uncovers in a playful manner the embarrassing moments of raising both your children and your spouse." Sean Stephenson, MNLP, ChT
 

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Contents

All women love this stuff Dave
1
Flying catalogs
6
Whats in a name?
9
Confronting the really dirty diaper
13
Men dont belong there Dave
16
Dave staves off placentaphobia
19
Return to Lamaze
23
The fat dog
26
You didnt throw out the box did you?
117
Life in the fast lane
121
Payback on this one could be hell
124
Dad youre so out of it
127
Confronting the homework beast
130
My dad is such a dork
133
Life after the drum set arrives
137
Mr Vocabulary comes to dinner
140

Coal for Christmas
29
Dont dare call it babysitting
32
Itll never happen again
35
Remembering Drinking Uncle Harry
39
Christmas compatibility
41
Real men dont read instructions
45
Funny armpit noises
48
Gone before you know it
51
The case of the missing 20
55
Travel unleashes the beast
58
Abottleofpop
61
Anonymous men in white dresses
65
On the road West
67
Halloween vs Christmas Tree Day
70
A Woman ThingGuy Thing kind of deal
72
Steering clear of The Head Nurse
74
A mission statement for the guys
78
Theyre small but theyre wiry
81
Saying goodbye to my old friend
85
Acorn squash surprise
87
The puppy from Hell
89
Its Wild Kingdom at our house
91
The best role model a kid could have
94
Like an old soldier its fading away
97
An image we should project
101
Woodys got a new attitude
104
Guys have issues too
107
Not reinventing the wheel
110
Oh boy Picture Day
114
Anybody want to buy a curling iron?
144
Choices choices choices
147
Mr Efficiency
149
A case of Kennel Guilt
150
A gummy bear breakfast
153
And the last course is Mr Mantis
154
Dont tell Mom
157
Still born to be wild
161
The Grim Reaper arrives in the mail
164
Why do lawyers prefer poodles?
166
We wont get mad well get even
168
Balancing the heartbreak the joy
172
Life among the teenagers
175
Treating the language gamblesomely
179
Generations battle over need to bundle up
182
Mick still cant get no girl reaction
185
Pride goeth before a fall and a ticket
188
The difference between Martha and Norm
191
Now what was it I was going to say?
194
Dont worry the moneys in the milk can
196
Off to college
199
Doing her laundry cost me 158 40
201
Telemarketers have feelings too
204
Has it been 16 years already?
207
Who the heck is P Diddy?
209
If this is progress were all in trouble
212
All white lights on the tree?
215
Egad Were almost Empty Nesters
217
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