Attack of the Vampire Weenies: And Other Warped and Creepy Tales

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St. Martin's Press, Apr 24, 2012 - Juvenile Fiction - 224 pages
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A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime—literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a "get-out-of-gym-free" card. Sick of his sister's vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.

Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections, which have sold more than 1.7 million copies to date. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!

 

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User Review  - krau0098 - LibraryThing

I got a copy of this book at Book Expo America in 2011 (yep it’s taken me a while to get to it). This is definitely one of those books aimed at reluctant boy readers in the 8-13 age range. Some of the ... Read full review

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User Review  - KoryD - LibraryThing

"Stella is the meanest sister in the world. She got even meaner after I killed her neon tetras last month. All five of them. It wasn't my fault." (Lubar, 2012, p. 82) Swift, creepy, and hilarious all ... Read full review

Contents

Not Another Word
11
Its Only a Game
31
Rapt Punzel
47
Mutants
61
Chirp
78
Sun Damage
94
Finders Losers
107
Family Time
117
The Pyramid Man
133
Last One Out
149
Cooties
164
The Blacker Cat
177
A Cure for the Uncommon Vampire
191
Readers Guide
213
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DAVID LUBAR created a sensation with his debut novel, Hidden Talents, an ALA Best Book for Young Adults. He is also the author of True Talents, Flip, and four short story collections: In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, The Curse of the Campfire Weenies, and The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies, as well as the Nathan Abercrombie series. He lives in Nazareth, Pennsylvania.

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