Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

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Harvest House Publishers, 2006 - Humor - 109 pages
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 "Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.

This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips--which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.

 

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Knock Knock

User Review  - happy2beHis - Christianbook.com

My five year old granddaughter loves Lamb Chops and all the knock knock jokes so I thought I would get this for her. To be honest I was very disappointed as I read the first few pages, but as I ... Read full review

good book for shy child

User Review  - oklahoma2 - Overstock.com

even a shy child will open up with knock knock jokes Read full review

Contents

Knock Knock
5
The Door Is Closed
10
Stop That Knocking
15
Whos Hammering on the Door?
20
Open the Door
25
Whos Pounding at the Door?
30
Let Me In
35
Stop That Noise
40
Hold Your Horses
65
Tap Tap Tap
70
Stop Beating the Door
75
Whats That Rapping Noise?
80
The Doorbell Is Broken
85
Please Go Away
90
Stop That Pounding
95
You Have the Wrong Address
100

Whats That Noise?
45
Im All Knocked Out
50
Knock It Off
55
Whos Beating the Door Down?
60
Who Is It?
105
Other Books by Bob Phillips
111
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About the author (2006)

Bob Phillips, master compiler of inspirational verses, Scripture references, and quotes on the lighter, humorous side of life, has written a hundred books with combined sales of more than 11 million copies. Bob also serves as executive director emeritus for Hume Lake Christian Camps and is a licensed family counselor in California.

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