Bar and Barbecue Humour Book II: Aussie Sport

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Xlibris Corporation, 2012 - Humor - 256 pages
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Congratulations! If you are reading this book it means you have just fi nished Book 1 Sheilas, Blondes, and Sheilas Fight Back. Alternatively, you had to put it down to relieve the aching stomach muscles. Either way you are obviously a discerning person who likes to laugh out loud. So, suck it up mate, for the humour continues relentlessly. Aussie Aussies love a belly laugh, especially if it is at their own expense (witness the people we keep putting into parliament). Only in Australia... do we use the word politics to describe the process of Government. Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures . We love the beach, the bush, beer, barbecues, bonking, blondes, bullshit, boobs, bars, best mates, brunettes, bravado and bastardry. Well they are all here in bucketloads. Sport Per head of population Aussies are probably the greatest sports loving nation in the world. We like to win, but can cop losing unless it s to the Poms. And Queensland can t stand losing to NSW in the State of Origin but that hasn t been a problem for the last fi ve years. However this book transcends parochial rivalries. Warning! If you are offended by golf, cricket, football, fi shing, or farting jokes and images, or semi-nudity, do not read this book. Apologies to those sportspeople who have been bad and not made it into this book. I will get you in a future edition. Rumford Kindling (Books 3 and 4 coming soon) Humour - it unites us all

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