Battle of the Network Zombies
In Seattle's undead circles, Amanda Feral is one of the beautiful zombies. Of course, when you're socializing with werewolves, devils, and rampaging yetis, there's not that much competition. Still, Amanda has a stylish rep to maintain, which is getting tricky now that her tanking ad agency is obliterating her finances. The fastest way to make some cash: appear on a new reality show, American Minions, hosted by lecherous wood nymph Johnny Birch. Classy? Maybe not, but a girl's gotta eat.
With zombie gal pal Wendy posing as her bitchy agent, Amanda settles in to 'Minions Mansion,' crowded with 24-7 video cameras and undead fame whores. When Johnny is found incinerated in a locked room, Amanda decides to channel her inner Miss Marple (minus the fugly cardigans) and find out who's responsible. Was it Hairy Sue, the white trash stripper yeti? Tanesha, the glamorous trannie werewolf? Angie, the Filipino vampire with a detachable head? Unveiling the culprit in a heart-stopping finale won't just save the show from cancellation, it might just keep Amanda aliveÑor as close as a ghoul can getÉ
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - titania86 - LibraryThing
Amanda Feral is back, but not as triumphant as she would like. Her advertising agency is on the verge of closing down. Her boyfriend leaves her because her celebrity status and material wealth is more ... Read full review
LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - kingoftheicedragons - LibraryThing
This book took some great ideas and utterly ruined them. I was confused half the time, thanks Steve ongoing rambling by the author, interrupting the action. This created a boring and confusing book. It was incredibly slow at first,too, making it really hard to get into for the first 150 pages. Read full review