Being a Dad: The Stuff No One Told Me
Take a hilarious journey through fatherhood with Dale Alderman and his two young sons, Chase and Logan.
Based on actual events that occurred over seven years, Dale presents a collection of funny stories including:
Before he became a father, no one told Dale the stuff he really needed to know, like how to deal with a rampaging three-year-old at the circus, or how to corral two boys before they demolish a restaurant.
From a Little League baseball game to a grade school field trip, Dale takes normal daily activities and turns them into wild escapades.
Come on along and let Dale show you how much he loves Being A Dad.
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Breast Pads and Nipple Cream
The Hooter Fairy
Ill Be Gone for Only a Few Minutes
I Should Wear a Cup
Look Out Hes Gonna Blow
Whats in a Name
Ya Better Get This Potty Started
Stop It Quit It Stop It Quit It Stop It Quit It Stop It
Youre Just Going to Feel a Little Pressure
Take My Advice Please
TelevisionIs Nothing Sacred?
My Wife Is Cool Toy Challenged
Theres No Place Like Home for the Holidays
Honey I Shrunk My Underpants
Where Does the Money Go?
Daddy Are You Awake?
Vacations Will Never Be the Same
SuperChildren of the Corn
The Farmer Cuts the Cheese
Happy Fathers Day
Dont Hit Your Brother With a Stick
Strike Three Strike Four Strike Five
Mine Is Bigger Than Yours
Business Travel Sucks
Boys and Girls Are DifferentDuh
The School Field Trip
Im a Fashion Disaster
Ill Have the Prime Rib With a Side Order of Valium
Dad Can I Ask You a Question?
The Birds and the Bees
Happy Birthday to Me
Myths Old Wives Tales and the Truth
A Letter to My Sons
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