Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

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St. Martin's Press, Jul 1, 2010 - Humor - 288 pages

Bestselling Author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp

Hang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view."

With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you'll hear from Celia on:
--The joys of remodeling Tara
--How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew
--Britney's To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up
--How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day
--Why French women suck at competitive eating
--The truth about nature deficit disorder
--The difference between cockroaches and water bugs
--The beauty of Bedazzlers
And much, much more!

Whether she's doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna's mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page.

 

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User Review  - LeleliaSky - LibraryThing

This is a quick read of funny stories by the author. It started out strong, but finished kind of weak. I have read every book by this author and always find one or two parts that make me laugh out loud with this book being no exception. Read full review

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User Review  - Auntie-Nanuuq - LibraryThing

Ha ha ha...she's so funny, just like me! No, really, I'm not kidding, I'm serious! ***************************************QUOTES********************************************* "Here's the thing about ... Read full review

Contents

Part II Just Kidding
79
Part III Its Raining Men Must Be Why My Joints Ache
159
Part IV Im so Totally Random Thoughts
211
Acknowledgments
275
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Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.

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