One of the five "Best Actress" nominees would kill for an Oscar. . . .
Fiona Covington--This lovely English rose wowed the world with her portrayal of a repressed lesbian nanny in a bold retelling of Mary Poppins. But her personal life is a far cry from Merchant-Ivory material.
Amber Lyons--Three years ago she was folding khakis at the Gap. Now she's Hollywood's hottest discovery, with a passion for rock stars--and a problem the tabloids won't ignore.
Connie Travatano--This well-preserved diva is a sentimental shoe-in--
if her notorious addictions to sex, vodka, and shoplifting don't get in the way.
Lori Seefer--By playing a scientist who injected herself with a serum that left her deaf, dumb, and blind, Lori nabbed a nomination with ease. But her most difficult role will be playing it straight in public.
Karen Kroll--Porn star turned serious actress, her insane ambition and steamy blond looks hide a career-wrecking secret.
For one nominee, it's all or nothing. If she doesn't win, she'll reach into her Chanel purse, pull out the pearl-handled revolver, point it at the stage of the Shrine Auditorium, and shoot the tramp who's been named Best Actress right between the eye tucks. . . .
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BEST ACTRESSUser Review - Jane Doe - Kirkus
A debut satire/thriller by former p.r. specialist and film and television writer Kane. The five women nominated for the best actress Oscar turn out to have some pretty weird secrets. We know from the ... Read full review