Big White Panties

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Lasaria Creative Publishing, 2009 - Humor - 160 pages
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A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Nothing Says I Love You Like a Leaf Blower, The Thingy Is Going Ggguuurrrgggg, I Want My HGTV, What Is That Smell, Ow, You Are On My Hair, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, Boys Do Not Tinkle, and Why Do Men Scratch. Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero.
 

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Contents

Introduction
1
Check Yes or No
3
Why Cant We Be Friends?
7
Youll Love My Cat
10
With this Prenup I Thee Wed
14
My Eggs Are Rotting
20
Big White Panties
25
About the Author
28
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About the author (2009)

Dale Alderman lives in Northern Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated with a Bachelor’s Degree in Marketing from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a Master’s Degree in Information Management from Marymount University in 1995. For 19 years, he worked for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. He is the author of Everyday Dad, a hilarious book about fatherhood, Big White Panties, a riotous book about relationships, and The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure series about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero. In his spare time, Dale avoids going to the gym, feeds his addiction to chocolate, watches movies with his kids, coaches youth sports, and spoils his golden retriever, Gracie. You can send an email to him at dalealderman@lasariacreative.com. For more information, please go to www.lasariacreative.com.

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