Bitter, Party of One... Your Table Is Ready: Relationship Advice from a Guy Who Has No Business Giving It.

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iUniverse, 2005 - Humor - 220 pages
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With over twenty years of experience in failed marriages and relationships, author Larry Star mixes his caustic wit with his astute perception to make Bitter, Party of One Your Table is Ready, an uproarious ride through the cycle of male-female coupling.

Inside Bitter, Party of One you will learn

  • Why you should become a proponent for disclaimers on underwear packaging
  • Why your teetering marriage shouldn't be left in the hands of a counselor you picked from the back page of a free newspaper
  • What Post Super Bowl Realization is and how to avoid it
  • Why knowing your woman's cycle will make for a much more enjoyable honeymoon/vacation/life in general
  • And much more

Filled with insight and humor, Bitter, Party of One takes you on an entertaining journey through the typical American relationship-from meeting that special someone, through the wedding, marriage, and, finally, divorce-culminating in reflection over what went right, what went wrong, and the mental incapacitation that compels you to do it all over again.

"Larry Star is infectiously funny!"
-George Carlin never said this.

"A satirical genius!"
-Al Franken said this about himself.

"Crackling wit and untethered imagination."
-New York Times Book Review about an entirely different book.

 

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Contents

Cheeseburger In Paradise
7
Creamed
15
DATING
25
THE WEDDING
75
THE MARRIAGE
101
Doctor Do Little
167
Campy Counselor
173
IN THE END
179
CONCLUSION
197
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