Boogers are My Beat: More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism

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Crown Publishers, 2003 - Humor - 243 pages
"The New York Times calls him "the funniest man in America." In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on: the scientific search for the world's funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word "weasel"); RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot; outwitting "smart" kitchen appliances and service contracts; elections in Florida ("You can't spell Florida without 'duh'"); the Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating; the truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger and feng shui; and the choice between death and taxes. And much, much more - including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11."--BOOK JACKET.Title Summary field provided by Blackwell North America, Inc. All Rights Reserved

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A collection of columns Dave Barry wrote for the Miami Herald in the early 2000s. The first section regards the Democratic and Republican National Conventions for the election between Gore & Bush ... Read full review

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Terrible book title but this guy can be truly hilarious. Read full review

Contents

Wrong It Wasnt Humphrey
4
Now Its Time to Say Thanks for the Chads
10
Its Party Time As Philly Gets Phunky
19
Copyright

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DAVE BARRY won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, and his columns are syndicated in more than 500 newspapers. He lives in Miami, Florida.

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