Booty Nomad: A Novel
What do you do when youve finished with the love of your life?
David's a mess. He doesnt know how to get over his ex, the Eater of Souls. He's tried traditional methods, such as sleeping with a co-worker and looking at his female friends in a new light. He's even tried talking to his parents -- only to discover that theyre definitely having a lot more sex than he is right now. But the Eater of Souls is still there, like a phantom limb after a painful amputation.
Then along comes the Goddess. She's funny, she's clever, she's beautiful: in short, she's perfect. But, as David well knows, the problem isnt meeting the woman of your dreams -- it's managing not to screw up once youve found her.
Shot through with biting dialogue and beguilingly oddball characters, Booty Nomad is both extremely funny and unexpectedly touching -- a memorable first novel from a distinctive new talent.
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After breaking up with his girlfriend, whom he calls "the Eater of Souls," David decides that the only thing that will help him get over her is a new romantic interest. At a party, he falls ... Read full review
chapter one The Mannequins
chapter two Jim
chapter three The Goddess
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