Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

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Harper Collins, Oct 6, 2009 - Humor - 240 pages
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Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros

Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with Brocabulary. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. Brocabulary leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to:

  • Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you).
  • Conceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex.
  • Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and seven beers ago . . .").

Stop brocrastinating!

It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.

 

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More of a "bathroom read" than a serious book, this was only mildly amusing and got silly and overworked rather quick. Read full review

Contents

Brologue
1
Brommunication
7
Barticulation
23
Player Palaver
50
Banguage
88
Hocabulary
114
Chilloquialisms
150
Spankspeak
176
Shitter Chatter
181
Praiseology
188
Spurnacular
194
Stylinguistics
208
Techspressions
218
Sacknowledgments
231
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Daniel Maurer is a manthropologist and an editor of New York magazine's award-winning food and nightlife blog Grub Street. His writing has appeared in the New York Times, Nerve.com, McSweeney's, and Metro. He lives in New York.

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