Check, Please!: Dating, Mating, and Extricating

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Harper Collins, May 30, 2006 - Biography & Autobiography - 264 pages
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The outrageous Janice Dickinson -- former star of TV's America's Next Top Model, bestselling author, and glam girl extra-ordinaire -- now brings her patented blend of hard-won romantic wisdom and diva chic to her first-ever dating guide. Loaded with uncensored dish on her romantic sagas -- and her stranger-than-fiction bedroom adventures -- Check, Please! unveils Janice's dating dos and don'ts, culled from her three decades at the top of the fast-track world of modeling, and a rich, racy life of dating, mating, and extricating.

With the same voracious charm that propelled her into the arms of some of America's most eligible bachelors, here Janice shares her secrets to landing men, loving them, and letting them go. From first dates and old flames to primping, cheating, and sizing things up, Check, Please! is a girl's guide to an irreverent, extravagant love life.

Some titillating tips from Check, Please!

Lesson #2: Wanna Get a Guy's Attention? Ignore Him!
Lesson #13: If He's Got His Eye on the Door, He's Already Halfway Through It
Lesson #28: Don't Do Anyone You Might Regret
Lesson #40: It's Okay to Want More, More, More
Lesson #47: Don't Follow Trends -- Start Them

From the unfettered hedonism of her modeling days -- spent in white-hot one night stands and steamy affairs -- to her crusade to find Mr. Right today and tomorrow, Check, Please! is a fun, over-the-top vicarious thrill ride as only Janice can deliver it -- with a core that's surprisingly real. Check, Please!

 

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This book is the best read. Her dating techniques are excellent! Ive used a couple of them and they do work. Shes just giving you examples of what she has gone through dating and she does not want you ... Read full review

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She's gorgeous, she's hilarious, she's outrageous, she had lots of fabulous stories, and if you sit close enough she just might share them with you. Yes, it is the incomparable Janice Dickinson. Back ... Read full review

Contents

Introduction
1
Know What Dating Is
13
Broadcast It
21
The Pickup
35
Getting Ready for Your Date
42
Lates Not Good for Very Important Dates or Periods
52
First Dates Are Crucial
57
LESSON
60
A Dates Great but a Relationship Rocks
141
Dont Do Anyone You Might Regret
156
Go with the Flow
161
Dont Move In Too Fast
163
If You Want to Get Married Get a Move On
164
Mating
167
Sex Its Even Better Than Sex
170
Men Are Not Fuck Machines Unfortunately 175 LESSON 34 Size Matters
177

Bonus Points for Presentation
63
If Hes Got His Eye on the Door Hes Already Halfway Through It
70
You Can Take It Seriously Without Getting Serious
72
Sometimes Its the Men
75
You Set the Rules
94
Dates Are Made to Be Broken
97
The Phone Is Your Friend
105
Advanced Dating Techniques
107
Never Date Below Your Standards
109
In Praise of Younger Men
118
Take TwoTheyre Cheap
120
Lack of Consideration Begs for the Check
124
Keep It in the Closet
128
Rules Go Out the Window with Old Flames
132
Its Okay to Be a Parent Who Dates
133
Nip It in the Bud If Hes Mr Nice Guy No More
136
Telephones Make Excellent GSpots
188
Homosexuality Goes Both Ways
193
Sex Can Be Unavoidable
198
Dont Do Kinky Shit Unless You Want To
201
Retain Mystery Down There or the Checks on You
224
Its Okay to Want More More More
226
Cheating Can Choke Out the Joy Vibe
228
It Happens to the Best of Us
234
Extricate Now Ask Me How
241
Dont Swear Off Men or Oxygen
246
Sisters Can Do It for Themselves
249
The End Is Not Always the End
251
Dont Follow TrendsStart Them
258
Name Index
261
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About the author (2006)

Janice Dickinson is the world's first supermodel. She has appeared on the cover of every fashion magazine in the world and is the author of No Lifeguard on Duty and Everything About Me Is Fake . . . and I'm Perfect. A former judge on CW's smash hit America's Next Top Model, she lives in Beverly Hills, California, with her two children.

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