Chuck Norris: Longer and Harder : the Complete Chronicle of the World's Deadliest, Sexiest, and Beardiest Man
A concept so magnificent that mere mortals cannot fathom its depths is now a reality- the ultimate collection of facts about the world's most kick-ass man. Double up on birth control and locate your nearest bomb shelter for this epic collection of all Chuck Norris facts found in The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, on the walls of the Great Pyramid of Giza, in the unpublished works of Shakespeare, and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. This volume includes one hundred Chuck facts that human eyes have never seen and more roundhouse kicks than the Bible. This massive bulging volume throbs with 1,500 pieces of truth about the world's deadliest, sexiest, and beardiest man such as-
Chuck Norris once ran for Senate in Texas and won both seats.
The most important historical document since the Magna Carta, Longer and Harderis the only fitting paean to the man whose name we quake to speak- Chuck Norris