Corporate Wildlife: The Certified Guide to Modern Office Humor

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Universal-Publishers, Jul 1, 2003 - Humor - 108 pages
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Management and Business sections of all bookstores are usually filled with hundred and hundreds of serious business books. An employee of today's modern, high-pressure corporate life will find very few books written on the lighter and satirical side of things we normally (or abnormally) do in today's workplace. This book attempts to fill that gap, and is a book about HUMOR in Office & Corporate life. The contents of the book are totally imaginative and are meant to be taken with a "pinch of salt", though the paper used may not be edible. A copy of this good for nothing book on every employee's desk will ensure that people switch off doing their work in a serious manner, and start doing the same work in a joyful manner. After all, everyone loves their jobs, but hates the work. Isn't it true?
 

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Contents

How to Harass you Technical Support Staff
vii
Astrological Predictions for all Office Performance Appraisals
ix
Technology to Tamper Proof Cricket
viii
New Useless Technologies
8
History of Information Technology
9
Office Related Greeting Cards
12
Resume of a Terrorist
13
Security Guidelines for Modern Companies
15
Handy Appreciation Letters for Office Achievements
46
Useful Business Classifieds
48
Correct Matrimonial Advertisements
49
Corporate Museum of Natural History
51
Naughty Office Equipment
53
Kindergarten Application Form
56
Scary Technology Stories
58
Teach Yourself Business Jargon
64

How to Achieve Speedy Customer Satisfaction in Brick Mortar Companies?
17
Tricks to Retain Customers
19
Warning Symbols for Companies
21
Guess Again
24
Conditions Apply
27
Useless Surveys
31
Sensible Customer
34
Medicines to Improve Employee Performance
36
You can Negotiate Nothing
37
Honest Leave Letters
38
Customer Satisfaction Discovered
39
Office Grievances
42
How to Harass Airline Staff
44
Small Office Horrible Office
66
Handy Smart Questions for News Makers
67
Server Backups Waste of Time and Money
69
Top Secret Information for Vendors
71
Your Customer or Your Life
73
Correct Project Names
76
Cats Dogs
77
Pinkslips Inc The Ultimate Corporate Training Institute
78
Knowledge Management Demystified
80
Business Process Outsourcing
82
Super Lies Agreements
84
Top Secret Business Tips
86
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Page iv - The author makes no representations or warranties of any kind with respect to the accuracy or usefulness of the contents. This main aim and message of this book is fundamentally to inject a simple and powerful medicine called "HUMOR

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