Corporate Wildlife: The Certified Guide to Modern Office HumorManagement and Business sections of all bookstores are usually filled with hundred and hundreds of serious business books. An employee of today's modern, high-pressure corporate life will find very few books written on the lighter and satirical side of things we normally (or abnormally) do in today's workplace. This book attempts to fill that gap, and is a book about HUMOR in Office & Corporate life. The contents of the book are totally imaginative and are meant to be taken with a "pinch of salt", though the paper used may not be edible. A copy of this good for nothing book on every employee's desk will ensure that people switch off doing their work in a serious manner, and start doing the same work in a joyful manner. After all, everyone loves their jobs, but hates the work. Isn't it true? |
Contents
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Handy Appreciation Letters for Office Achievements | 46 |
Useful Business Classifieds | 48 |
Correct Matrimonial Advertisements | 49 |
Corporate Museum of Natural History | 51 |
Naughty Office Equipment | 53 |
Kindergarten Application Form | 56 |
Scary Technology Stories | 58 |
Teach Yourself Business Jargon | 64 |
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Tricks to Retain Customers | 19 |
Warning Symbols for Companies | 21 |
Guess Again | 24 |
Conditions Apply | 27 |
Useless Surveys | 31 |
Sensible Customer | 34 |
Medicines to Improve Employee Performance | 36 |
You can Negotiate Nothing | 37 |
Honest Leave Letters | 38 |
Customer Satisfaction Discovered | 39 |
Office Grievances | 42 |
How to Harass Airline Staff | 44 |
Small Office Horrible Office | 66 |
Handy Smart Questions for News Makers | 67 |
Server Backups Waste of Time and Money | 69 |
Top Secret Information for Vendors | 71 |
Your Customer or Your Life | 73 |
Correct Project Names | 76 |
Cats Dogs | 77 |
Pinkslips Inc The Ultimate Corporate Training Institute | 78 |
Knowledge Management Demystified | 80 |
Business Process Outsourcing | 82 |
Super Lies Agreements | 84 |
Top Secret Business Tips | 86 |
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