Dating for EngineersDestined to be a classic, Dating for Engineers is the first book of its kind to show engineers and scientists how to use their superior analytical skills to win the heart of the woman of their dreams. Read it and discover:  The inherent advantages of engineers over the rest of society  Mathematical proof that you're not getting enough sex  How the theories of Bertrand Russell and Kurt Godel can lead to a threesome with two blonde twins  Game theory applications to competitive dating situations  Complete cantilever and macromolecularhydrodynamical models of redhot sex  A mathematical decision tool to decide whether to keep your current partner or find someone new  Whether or not marriage necessarily means the end of happiness 
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Contents
Introduction why you need this book  1 
On Why You Deserve More  7 
A reallife example Bob and Marsha  8 
Logical Proof That You Ought to be Having More Sex  13 
On Why You Are Where You Are  19 
You the Engineer Taking a long hard look at yourself  20 
You the Engineer Really take look at yourself  21 
A SelfEvaluation Quiz for Engineers  33 
Eigenvector Model of Evaluating prospective Dates  79 
Using The Cuban Missile Crisis To Score Dates  86 
My Cup Runneth Over Management of Multiple  99 
Sex the Cantilever Model  109 
Sex the Macromolecularhydrodynamical Model  113 
What If You Succeed  121 
Stopping While Youre as far Ahead as possible  122 
Marriage is it necessarily the end of happiness??  146 
Why Its Good to be an Engineer  44 
Better Living Through Equations  47 
The Dating Success Probability Model  48 
Why N Matters and How to Increase Yours  53 
Increasing Your Native Attractiveness  61 
Marketing Principles for the Engineer  67 
StepbyStep Approach  75 
How to Ask for a Date  76 
Conclusions  157 
Appendices  163 
Advanced Topics Group Dynamics  164 
Introduction to Statistics and the Null Hypothesis  181 
Note from Greta and Gertrude  184 
Understanding Engineers for nonEngineers  186 
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