Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
"Dave Barry is one funny human."
--San Francisco Examiner
For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.
But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:
The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf
Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children
The Noogie Gene
Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts
Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method
Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate
And much, much more
"Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."
From the Trade Paperback edition.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - Daniel.Estes - LibraryThing
I first read Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys back in high school and it pretty much validated everything I suspected about my gender. Barry speaks the hilarious truth here. Women, if you ever ... Read full review
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My favorite Barry book! My favorite part is the part about the caveGUYS, the worlds first DINO (prehistoric TIVO). Good job Dave!!!!! Read full review
The Role of Guys in History 13
The Biological Nature of Guys
The Social Development of Guys 55
Tips for Women 75
Guy Problems 93
Special Medical Concerns
Guys and Violence 151
The Domestic Side of Guys
Where Standards Came From