Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions: Speaking Tips and Over 1, One-LinersPearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time. |
Contents
Introduction | 1 |
General Subjects Openers and Introductions | 7 |
Birthdays and Age | 19 |
Births | 35 |
Business | 38 |
Character | 44 |
Cities and Travel | 48 |
Eat Drink and Be Merry | 61 |
Health | 94 |
Insults | 102 |
Life and Death | 107 |
Looks | 116 |
Love and Marriage | 121 |
Men and Women | 142 |
Money | 148 |
Mothers and Fathers | 155 |