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Ablishn Ablishnists adoo afore agin alluz becoz bein biznis bleeve bloo bowils brethrin Church uv commenst Confedrit Constooshn cood cuss Dimekrat Dimekratik Dimokrasy draft dreem enny enuff evry feelin follered follerin frends frum Ginral givin goin grate guverment heerd hev bin hevin hisself ijee immejitly instid uv jine Lait Paster uv last nite Linkin long ez maik menny Micklellan mite munny nacher Nasby never nigger nite Noo Dispensashun Noo York orfisers Paster uv sed peece peeple peese Petroleum pint reseeve rite rool Saint's Rest sech settry shood slaivry soljers sperit Stait uv Noo stumick Suthern Suthrin taik ther wuz thro tickit troo trooly uther uv coarse uv Noo Gersey uv sed Church uv the Church uv the Noo uv wich Vallandigum vote wantid wher whisky wich wuz wood hev woodent wun uv wunst yeers yoo hev yoor yoose
Page 379 - ... saw the venerable mansion brilliantly illoominatid — there wuz indikashens uv suthin. Flingin ourselves from the vehicles, we rusht to the door, opened it, and — On the floor stood a beautiful maiden in white ; by her side a young man in black ; in front a clergyman, who wuz pronouncin these words : "Whom God hez jined together, let no man put asunder,
Page 306 - The war wuz over. The game wuz up when Richmond wuz evacuated. Why kill Linkin then '? For revenge ? Revenge is a costly luxury — a party so near bankrupt ez the Dimokrasy cannot afford to indulge in it. The wise man hez no sich word ez revenge in his dictionary — the fool barters his hope for it. Didst think that Linkin's...
Page 32 - Convenshun, when it hez its feet washed, smells sweeter than the Afrikin in his normal condishun, and is therefore his sooperior. Resolved, That the niggers be druv out uv Wingert's Corners, and that sich property ez they may hev accumulatid be confiscatid, and the proseeds applide to the follerin purposes, to-wit: Payment uv the bills of the last Dimekratik Centrel Committee; payment uv the disintrestid patriots ez got up this meetin; the balance to remane in my hands.
Page 17 - Ohio,' returned the President, 'who has been writing a series of letters in the newspapers over the signature of Petroleum V. Nasby. Some one sent me a pamphlet collection of them the other day. I am going to write to "Petroleum...
Page 306 - Linkin's deth would help the South? Linkin's hand wuz velvet — Johnson's may be, to the eye, but to the feel it will be found iron. Where Linkin switched, Johnson will flay. Where Linkin banished, Johnson will hang. Davis wuz shocked when he heard it — so wuz I, and, in common with all troo Dimekrats, I weep. PETROLEUM V. NASBY, LXXXVII. "HAKES A DELEGASHUN UV HISSELF,
Page 52 - I'm bald-headid, and hev bin obliged to wear a wig these 22 years. 2. I hev dandruff in wat scanty hair still hangs around my venerable temples. 3. I hev a kronic katarr.
Page 129 - I am a Ohio Dimekrat," says I, "who hez repoodiatid Vallandigum, " " Before or since the elecshen, did yoorepoodiatehim?" sez he. " Sinse, " retortid I. " I thot so, " sed he. " I would hev dun it, too, hed I bin you, " continnered he with a goriller-like grin. "We air now in favor uv a wiggerus prosecushen uv the war, and we want you to so alter yoor polisy that we kin act with you corjelly, " sez I. "Say on,
Page 305 - He hed ended the war uv oppression — he hed subjoogatid a free and brave people, who were strugglin for their rites, and hed em under his feet ; but I, in common with all Dimekrats, mourn his death ! Hed it happened in 1862, when it wood hev been uv sum use to us, we wood not be so bowed down with woe and anguish.
Page 128 - ez a Dimekrat, a free-born Dimekrat, who is prepared to die with neetnis and dispatch, and on short notis, fer the inalienable rite uv free speech — knoin also that you er a goriller, a feendish ape, a thirster after blud, I speek.