Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads

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St. Martin's Publishing Group, Jul 7, 2000 - Humor - 144 pages

From the authors of Would You Rather, comes Do Unto Others, A Life's Little Instruction Book for those looking to add a little lunacy to their lives.With over 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations (churchs, shopping malls, public bathrooms, etc.), Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have created a laugh-a-minute guide to disturbing and disgusting those around you.

Here are some sample suggestions:

Things to Do During a Job Interview
--Answer all questions in interpretive dance
--If they ask...
"So Where Are you From?"
You answer...
"I'm probably the creation of some insane wizard."

Fun Things to Do in a Mall
--At the bookstore, hang out in self-help section, hit on vulnerable women.
--Offer to pay for things in
a) pennies b) acorns c) "tales of adventure"

From the outlandish to the absurd, Do Unto Others covers all the bases of how to make the most out of mundane situations.

 

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Contents

Introduction
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27 Decidedly Demented Things to Do in a Mall
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5 Things to Do at McDonalds
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31 Unbelievably Unsettling Things to Do in a Job Interview
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12 Things to Do When Youre the Boss
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32 Divinely Disturbing Things to Do to End a Relationship
15
5 Things to Do When Meeting the InLaws for the First Time
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24 Beautifully Blasphemous Things to Do in Church
21
25 Wonderfully Warped Things to Do at a GymHealth Club
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10 Things to Do in a Public Bathroom
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28 Decidedly Disconcerting Things to Do to Freak Out a New Roommate
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42 Brilliantly Baffling Things to Do at the Office If You Just Dont Give a Crap Anymore
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Index of Occupational Absurdity
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31 Radically Rude Things to Do When Dealing With Annoying People
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34 Positively Peculiar Things to Do on a First Date
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18 Things to Do During Sex
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4 Irresistibly Irreverent Things to Do in Synagogue
25
40 Endlessly Entertaining Things to Do in School
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8 Things to Do If Youre the Teacher
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30 Splendidly Strange Things to Do in an Elevator
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5 Things to Do at the Department of Motor Vehicles
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46 Absolutely Asinine Things to Do in Places of Amusement
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33 Beautifully Bizarre Things to Do on Special Occasions
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4? Lavishly Ludicrous Things to Do When Traveling
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23 More Unbelievably Unsettling Things to Do in a Job Interview
99
24 Marvelously Miscellaneous Things to Do to Mess With Peoples Minds
103
AcknowledgementsAbout the Authors
107
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Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg are the esteemed authors of Would You Rather... and Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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