Don't Wash Your Antependia and Other Looney Tunes from the Wonderful World of Church
Personally, I've always thought of heaven as down, like down in the Caribbean in February.Quips like that fill these 36 delightful essays with such titles as: Proverbs a la Carte, Credit Card Religion, Holy Ingenuity, and The Clergy Nightmare.
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