Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders

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Simon and Schuster, Feb 12, 2013 - Biography & Autobiography - 256 pages
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Brandi Glanville may be the newest bad girl in Beverly Hills, but it’s impossible not to love her for always speaking her mind. In this brash, candid, and vulnerable memoir, she spills all of her secrets, dishing on her infamous divorce, motherhood, the plastic surgery that made her “seventeen” again, and much, much more.

She’s the brutally honest breath of fresh air on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, known for her dramatic divorce, her barely-there clothing, and her inability to keep her mouth shut. So why should she change now? Brandi Glanville tells all in this hilarious, no-holds-barred memoir.

Fans have been waiting for Brandi’s scoop on one of the biggest divorces of the decade, since her husband of eight years abandoned her and their two sons to marry country singer LeAnn Rimes. Not only does Brandi spill the beans about her side of the split, the lovable housewife shares the incredible wild ride that took her from a life in the ghetto to Hollywood’s most elite circles. For the first time, Brandi talks about how she escaped a rough neighborhood on the outskirts of Sacramento and stumbled into a successful modeling career that swept her into a world of Paris Fashion Weeks, private jets, and uncircumcised penises. Before she knew it, Brandi was the perfect Hollywood trophy wife—at least until her marriage exploded.

Today, the refreshingly filter-free housewife and unapologetic mom is the newest full-time cast member of Bravo’s juggernaut franchise, where she often elicits raised eyebrows and gossip from her costars for her refusal to be the scorned ex-wife, to be bullied, to change her sarcastic sense of humor, or—on most occasions—to wear a bra. Sassy, raunchy, and compulsively readable, Drinking and Tweeting perfectly captures Brandi’s open-book attitude, as she dishes about everything from her DUI, her cheating ex, her one-night stands, and the secret plastic surgery that made her “seventeen” again. You’re sure to enjoy every page of this funny, upbeat, honest tale. Clear your schedule for an afternoon and grab your favorite cocktail, a comfy seat . . . and maybe a Xanax. But that’s for later.
 

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User Review  - Kappadeemom - LibraryThing

Cute easy read book about Brandi Glanville, a member of the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Most of this book is about her very public breakup between her and Eddie Cibrian, a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Juicy gossip and some great quips from Brandi. Read full review

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User Review  - erinclark - LibraryThing

Gotta love the honesty of this woman, she is smarter than she gives herself credit for and funny as hell to boot. I enjoyed it immensely and quite frankly I was surprised I did;) Recommended. Read full review

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Contents

Intro
1
1 Duck
9
Its a Breakup Not Cancer
35
The Third Kind of
51
With Friends like These
73
Drugs and Other Drugs
93
Again
111
My Favorite Threesome
155
His Future
189
Will Survive
203
A Billionaire Saved My Life
217
A New Housewife
245
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About the author (2013)

Brandi Glanville officially joined the cast of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in season three and quickly became the show’s most outrageous breakout star. She lives with her two sons, Mason and Jake.  

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