Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual for Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and the Human Race Which Infests It
A tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is a manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of Earth terms.
Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies. A masterpiece expressing Satan's hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopaedia includes "Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans," "Methods of Canning Human Pus," and "Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children."
Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders.
Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this Encyclopaedia contains special commemorative material.
Martin Olson's savage wit provides the firepower for a preposterous literary feat unaccomplished since Mark Twain passed--channeling the real voice of Satan. Over the past fifteen years, Olson has written and produced nine comedy specials, inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and A&E.
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Martin Olson creator of Phineas and Ferb has done it again! Encyclopedia of Hell is a satirical masterpiece! Indulge your evil side in a laugh at everyone you know and perhaps even yourself! Full of Martins wit and cynical view of mankind and our practices this may be the very thing you need! Read full review
definitions of the world from hellUser Review - sherida l m. - Overstock.com
funny crude and scary. what if it is all true Read full review
Encylopaedia of Hell Book I
Encyclopaedia of Hell Book II
Publishers Note on the Addenda to the 666th Edition
Lord Satans Invasion Proclamation
Addendum 2 Lord Satans Epistle to Zyk
Addendum 3 Lord Satans Abdication Speech
Addendum 4 Lord Syks Inaugural Address
Closing Remarks by God