F*ck Whales: Also Families, Poetry, Folksy Wisdom and You
A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.
In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.
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Fuck Following Your Dreams
Fuck Old Ideas
Fuck Feigned Sympathy
Fuck Stupid Relationship Questions
Fuck Parents Who Dont Want My Parenting Advice
Fuck People Who Are Afraid of Lightning and Thunder
Fuck Maternity and Paternity Leave
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