Fathers' Wit: Humorous Quotes By, and About, Him Indoors

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Prion, 2005 - Humor - 256 pages
Fathers’ Wit collects some of the funniest observations ever made on the august institution of fatherhood. Every phase is up for comment—from conception to diaper-changing, family holidays to first dates, weddings to bankruptcy. Pearls of wit and wisdom are offered up by fathers who have been there, done that, and had the drool-stained T-shirt. But dads don’t have all the say: the paternal view is carefully balanced by pithy commentary from the family members who put up with them. Fathers old and new will be royally entertained; and if the rest of the family can pry the book out of his hands, they’ll gain valuable insights into workings of dear old dad.

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Contents

Introduction
9
Great Expectations Pregnancy
29
In the Name of the Father Choosing a Name
44
A Fathers Lot is Not a Nappy One
59
Ever Have Sex Again?
76
Size Matters How Big is Your Family?
89
Mr Fixit DIY Dads
118
Want it Now Spoilt Brats
131
Feeding the Mouth That Bites You Food and Drink
151
Behind the Wheel The Family Car
164
We Dont Need No Education
184
Dating
197
Our Father Who Art in Heaven Religion
210
Daddys Little Girl Fathers and Daughters
228
Life Lessons for Fathers
242
Copyright

About the author (2005)

Rosemarie Jarski is the author of such hilarious works as Wrinklies' Wit and Wisdom, The Funniest Thing You Never Said, and many more.



She spends her time between Britain and the United States.

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