Fly on the Walmart: Confessions of a Young Walmart Greeter

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eBookIt.com, Feb 1, 2013 - Humor - 62 pages
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A man who crapped his pants, an old lady who whacked an employee, a redneck arrest and more are all in one place in this book. Fly on the Walmart: Confessions of a Young Walmart Greeter contains numerous stories of the crazy and hilarious things Walmart customers do.
This book is not affiliated with the company of Walmart. So many other books talk about the company and the boring fiscal details. The customers and their antics are so much more interesting, and they are what this book talks about! Their real antics are revealed through the eyes of a young woman who saw these people every day as an employee and a fellow customer.
 

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Contents

PRIORITIES
LITTLE ANGEL
TEENY BOPPER BABIES
MEMORIES
TWINKLE
JUDGMENT
AFTER SHOCKS
CONNECTION

THE TRUE IDENTITY OF SHOPPING CARTS
ON THE ISSUE OF RACE
THE DENIAL
HARASSMENT
WINDOWS OF THE SOUL
EPIC
FLIRTATIOUS SHORT STUFF
DOSE OF ADRENALINE
ANOTHER DOSE OF ADRENALINE
THE MAN WHO CRAPPED HIS PANTS
WALMARTS SECURITY DOG
LITTLE PINK UMBRELLA
SANTA BABY
BREAK TIME
IDIOT FARM
CODE WORD
THE POT
SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY JOB
BIRDS AND THE BEES
BUTTERFLY
SIGNS
THE GIFT
THREE YEAR OLDS
STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES
SUPER BOWL EVE
RETURNS
CHOCOLATE PLEASE
CUTIE
LOVE
GEEZER ON THE GO
WALCREATURE COUPLE
DOING THE RIGHT THING
ASSORTMENT OF WALCREATURES
AGE
JOB OFFER
CRINGE FACTOR
THE LAST HOUR
A LITTLE ANNOYANCE
SPARKLES
ALL OUT
INSANITY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
NOT THAT WAY
JUNE
IF ONLY THIS WERE FRANCE
IMPORTANT DATES
RUN DOWN
PINING
A SANITARY DILEMMA
ZIPPER
PEE CARTS
HUMILITY
JUST SAYING
BEEP BEEP
GREENER GRASS
INDOOR PLUMBING
RENDERING LEGS USELESS
PEE CARTS CONTINUED
SHORTAGE
OLD MEN
THE TWELVE
BREAKING OBVIOUS NEWS
THE KISS
FASHION
PERCHING
SUMMER IS IN THE AIR
SCUM OF THE EARTH
RETAIL BROTHERHOOD
PERSONAL SERVANTS
ARE YOU HIRING?
CON MAN
BEST SELLER
CREEPER
DESTRUCTION
SURPRISE
DOUBLE WHAMMY
STORIES OF A WALMART CUSTOMER
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