Free Pecan Pie and Other Chick Stories

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iUniverse, 2005 - Fiction - 148 pages
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Free Pecan Pie and Other Chick Stories

What's a chick story? It's a story with no drugs, bombs, or spies who have numbers instead of names. And clean. It's gotta be clean. Spend some time with Free Pecan Pie, and its other stories and shorts like Elvis Has Left the Building and is Living in My Computer, Harpy and Julianne's War of the Roses, and Gets Tickled and the Fish Trap, and have a smile on me.

I balanced out the short stories with some commentaries so we won't forget where we've been and how far we have to go.

If you're looking for the answer to world peace, you probably won't find it here, but why does everything have to be so serious? Get out, have some fun, and take Free Pecan Pie along with you!

 

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Contents

Aggie and Her Surprise Visitor
3
Gets Tickled and the Fish Trap
10
Harpy and Juliannes War of the Roses
16
P60 and Beyond
24
The Red Plaid Lunch Box
30
How to Speak Alaskan in 26 Easy Lessons
37
This Far From Homeless
43
Bear Bait
51
Sanyo and Hatchet
69
Witch Wanda the Wicked Writer of the Northwest
75
The Matriarch
81
Thoughts on the Millennium
89
Divorce Stories
95
The Bridge to Divorce
103
Half of Everything
109
Elvis Has Left the BuildingAnd Is Living In My Computer
119

Sports
57
The Spectators
63
Trendy Writers Must Have a Web Site
126
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