Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing and Find Your Inner Mobster

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Simon & Schuster, 2001 - Humor - 110 pages
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FUHGEDABOUTIT: HOW TO BADDA BOOM, BADDA BING, AND FIND YOUR INNER MOBSTER is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy to read, step by step instructions, FUHGEDDABOUTIT reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying - usually involving an icepick and duct tape. You will learn...
* The three most common uses for toothpicks: 'dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex.'
* All about honeymoons: 'Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey.'
*To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest.
* The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.
From the mobster's 'Code of Conduct' to 'Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail' and even a chapter called 'Minestrone for the Mob Soul,' FUHGEDDABOUTIT is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words 'must buy' in the strictest sense.

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Section 1
7
Section 2
17
Section 3
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About the author (2001)

Jon Macks, author of "Heaven Talks Back, From Soup to Nuts, " and "Fuhgeddaboutit, " is a writer for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." He has written for seven Academy Awards shows, nine Emmy Awards shows, and has a weekly comedy segment on "The Paul Harris Radio Show" on The Big 550/KTRS St. Louis. In addition, he writes for "Hollywood Squares" and for over a dozen of the nation's top comedians, politicians, corporate leaders, and sports commentators. He lives in Los Angeles.

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