Funerals Aren't Funny, But Sometimes Funny Things Happen at Funerals

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Infinity Publishing, 2006 - Humor - 111 pages
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Contents

I Cant Help Being a Look Alike
1
Ill Fly Away and it is a Bird
3
Know Your Song Before You Sing
4
The Suit Looked PerfectUntil They Turned Him Over
6
To Be or Not To Be Mooned at a Funeral
7
Im a Catholic Priest But Im Also Human
8
Mistaken Identity?
10
Its Impossible to Drown a Dead Man
11
Preacher Joe of Oklahoma PreacherPractical Joker
56
Dads Not Beeping Heaven
58
Its a Simple Left Turn
60
Electronicsa Curse of a Blessing
62
A Beautifully Clean LimoVery Bad Address
64
Your Patient is Still Alive
66
A Native American Mortician with American Problems
68
It Sounded Like a Commode to Me
70

Only One Bullet But it Cleared the Grave Site
13
My Name is J R Moreover I am from Dallas?
15
Only in Grapevine Texas
17
Panty Hose are in Style for Women and Men?
19
Yes It is Unusual But There a Real Dog at This Funeral
21
Not All Birds Can Fly
22
Biblical Words Can and are Different
23
Dad Got His Wish and the Last Laugh
24
Suits and Ties Clean Underwear Can Serve You Well
26
Its Only a Door Knob
28
Wheres the Beef?
30
The Green Wet Grass of Home
32
I Finally Know Where He Is
34
He Was So Absent Minded
36
Maybe a City Girl Should Stay in the City
38
Lordy I Think They Shot Grandma
40
This Business is Going to the Dogs
42
Theres No Shortage of Ice
44
Sandy Soil and Dirt Together?
46
The V F W to the Rescue
47
The Funeral That Went to McDonalds
50
All is Well That Ends Well
52
Mr Ed the Big Carpenter
54
Accommodate the Handicap
72
Wrong Family in Wrong Limo
74
Go to the Back of the Coach
75
The Voice from 9 Feet Below
77
The Woman in Pink
79
Where Motor Cycles Rule
81
Oh for Sisters Love
83
You Can Blame the Organist
85
Pallbearer Polar Bear
87
Its Just a PoolNot a Baptistery
88
Its All in a Name Clarke
90
Watch Out for That Button
92
Dont Bury That Ford Torino
94
The Violist
96
No Skis on This Casket
98
A Yellow Customized Casket
100
Your Highway Tax Dollars
102
Are You Talking about Mama?
104
A New MissNo Joke
106
A Celebritys Funeral is of Their Own Making
108
The Horse Drawn Hearse
110
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