Funny (but true) Golf Anecdotes: about Tiger, Phil, Bubba, Rory, Rickie, Jack, Arnie, and all the rest.

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Simon and Schuster, Feb 21, 2012 - Sports & Recreation - 96 pages
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An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor
In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!

An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor
In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!
 

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Contents

Smoking It Out
How Bubba Made the Cut
The American Calls It a Mulligan
Bob Hope Vs Gerald Ford
When Snead Visited the Vatican
How to Pick a Swing Coach
Jimmy Demarets Crystal Ball
Watneys 11Stroke Hole

A Tough Golf Course
An Asterisk in the Record Books
Palmers Punch Line
Bubbas Bid to Get on Ellens Show
What Do You Tip a Caddie?
One Long Winning Streak
Ken Venturi in Disguise
Success with a 1Iron
Kevin Nas WorstHole Record
An Easy Choice
Elaine Johnsons Awkward Lie
The Clothes Make the Man
Slash and Burn
Tiger Woods Vs Michael Jordan
Whats the Address?
How Bad Was That Swing?
Lee Trevinos History Lesson
Putting for Dough
A Stupid Choice
Brent Geibergers 59
Phils Bad Luck Putt
The Power of Suggestion
A Long Day on the Golf Course
The Only Game Babe Didnt Play
The Secret of His Longevity
Consistency Off the Tee
Henrik Stensons Striptease
Jack Nicklaus Oenologist
A Cure for Insomnia
Faldos Pricey Present
The Power of Positive Thinking
Lily Tomlin on Gravity
Listen to Your Mother
Nothing Left to Learn
Willie Nelsons Golf Course
The Power of Prayer
Par Golf Isnt Boring
Steep Green
Hagens Confidence
Oh What A Beautiful Day
ClubThrowing Expertise
When Bob Costas Interviewed Paul Goydos
Jacks Physics Lesson
Secret Scores
Lightning Wont Strike Lee Again
Denser than Water
The High Cost of Winning
How Slow Is Sakura Yokomine?
Palmers Famous 11
Who Could Forget?
Parneviks Peculiar Style
When Crenshaw Met Penick
The Golfing Dentist
Gleasons Handicap
Mystery Golfer
How Long Are John Dalys Drives?
The Woman Has a Point
Fewer Purses and Smaller Galleries
Chi Chis Take on Tennis
Another ClubThrower Heard From
Practice Makes Perfect?
Sneads Dirty Trick
When Cristie Kerr Kissed the Golf Trophy
Maltbies LastRound Comeback
Unlucky in Love
Aaron Baddeleys Nickname
Talk About Erratic Golfers
Following Orders
No Sympathy for Nicklaus
Crenshaws Concentration Problem
The BreakUp
Trevinos Attention Deficit
Tony Lema Mind Reader
When Women Were Banned
Changing the Rules on Ernie at the US Open
Sudden Death
Wheres the Drop?
The Comeback Kid
Phil Mickelsons Rumored Gambling Loss
Hogans Putting Advice
No Talent Required
Greg Normans Missed Opportunity
Dalys Mulligan
Snake Situation
Golfers Fitness
More Important Things on His Mind
When Trevino Is On the Road
Youve Got to Accentuate the Positive
Lyndon Johnsons Handicap
Choosing Words Carefully
Always the Entertainer
Mr Style Rips Rickie Fowler
Babes PsychOut Tactics
Mutual Admiration Society
Nicklauss Reduced Schedule
Cloak and Dagger
He Paid His Own Way
Irish Wit
Long Hitters
Ben Hogan for President
Unofficial Ruling
Chi Chis Secret Club
Sam Snead Vs Ted Williams
Tiger Woodss Mulligan
Nicklauss WakeUp Call
Ruling Request
The Early Days of Televised Golf
Billigans
The Hollywood Drinking Champion
When Rory McIlroy Was Nine
Dapper Doug
Quick Study
The Editors Ego
Jim Furyks Ugly Swing
Silent for 17 Holes
How Thick Was the Rough Lee?
Lowered Expectations
Dont Blame the Rental Clubs
Chi Chis Distance Off the Tee
Lee Trevinos 1Iron Rule
Which Casper Will You Get?
The King of Aces
Word Origin
Paul Harvey Gets His Wish
How Bad Were the Fairways?
OJ Simpsons Punishment
MarriedCouple Competition
The Ultimate Test
Rickie Fowler Runs Over His Driver
Alan Shepards Moon Shot
One Way to Win a Bet
A Weather Prediction Thats All Wet
The Whole Truth
Evel Knievels Golf Cart Jump
Smokers Blues
Supersized Sand Trap
Lee and Chi Chi Go Fishing
Scottish Reserve
Not Everyone Recognizes Arnold Palmer
Stuck in a Bunker
The Best Golf Psychiatrist
Fehertys Divorce Diet
The Turning Point
Two Sharks
A Typo or the Truth?
Ben Hogan Golf Course Critic
The Voice from the Portapotty
Practice Didnt Make Justin Perfect
If You Putt Too Slowly
Fashion Imitates Life
Ryder Cup Jitters
Bobby Joness Honesty
Sticks and Stones
Murphys Metaphors
The Right Caddie for the Job
Hanging Out with Celebrities
When Golfers Retire
Lee Trevino Window Cleaner
Chi Chis Accent
Why They Failed
Keeping Quiet
Palmer Gets Even
SlowPlay Disease
Index
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Dick Crouser achieved fame and fortune as an advertising copywriter; then he launched a successful second career writing humorous books about sports.

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