Get In Touch With Your Inner Rodent

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Lulu.com, Aug 10, 2008 - 142 pages
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The ultimate bad advice self help book.Learn how to live on 1/10th your income, wreck your romance, become invisible, and even live forever (if you dare).
 

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Contents

TABLE OF CONTENTS PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS I TRUST THE POWER OF NOT NOW Page
7
HOW TO CREATE A STATE OF CLINICAL DEPRESSION Page
13
HOW TO MAXIMIZE YOUR FEAR AND ANXIETY Page
17
LITTLE LEAGUE LESSONS OF LIFE Page
19
HOW TO SLEEP WITH YOUR LOVER Page
23
HOW TO MAKE A RELATIONSHIP FAIL Page
26
SCREWING UP YOUR ROMANCE Page
30
HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP Page
33
HOW TO ANNOY YOUR BOSS Page
84
HOW TO WASTE TIME EFFECTIVELY Page
87
HOW TO MAKE A DEAL THE EXPONENTIAL IMPROBABILITY OF SUCCESS AND OTHER NEGOTIATION THEORIES Page
89
HOW TO STEAL AN ELECTION The Chicago Rules of Politics Page
97
HOW TO LIVE IN A CITY CODE OF THE CITY Page
101
HOW TO AVOID BEING KILLED BY THE POLICE Page
104
HOW TO FIND YOUR LOST CAR Page
106
HOW TO PROTECT YOUR HOME Page
108

HOW TO LIVE ALONE Page
36
HOW TO BLEND YOUR PETS Page
39
HOW TO FIND YOUR SOUL MATE Page
42
DETERMINE YOUR RELATIONSHIP INCOMPATIBILITY UP FRONT Page
50
BUSINESS AND FINANCE 13 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR COMPUTER WAS MADE IN A GARAGE Page
60
WAYS TO WASTE YOUR MONEY Page
62
HOW TO LIVE ON 110TH YOUR INCOME Page
70
HOW TO MAKE ARBITRARY AND CAPRICIOUS DECISIONS Page
72
HOW TO AVOID WORK Page
77
HOW TO BUY A CAR AND MAKE THE DEALER REALLY HAPPY Page
80
ARE WE BEING PUSHED TOO FAR? Page
113
GUIDE TO SUMMER CAMPS Page
116
HOW TO LIVE FOREVER Page
119
SUMMER VACATION ADVICE Page
122
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR HUMAN Page
124
HOW TO SOLVE A PROBLEM Page
127
HOW TO DEAL WITH GLOBAL WARMING Page
135
HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE Page
138
CONCLUSION Page
142
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