Ghosts Aliens

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Crown/Archetype, Nov 4, 2008 - Humor - 272 pages
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Are you freaked out by the mere thought of a bird winking at you? Or do you panic when you hear an unexplained gurgling sound?

Well, listen to this. On Saturday, March 8, at 7:12 p.m., Trey Hamburger heard a second hand account of a teleporting Hot Pocket and started wiggin' out bad. So he and his amigo Mike Stevens basically went into combat mode and ended up encountering some of the most seriously messed-up shit ever. And they're STILL FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT. Now, even though these guys aren't SCIENTISTS, it's pretty for sure that they might have extrapolated something HUGE, which will have the intellectual community going nuts for weeks.

This is their story.

Ghost/Aliens is probably the first time ever a regular person has investigated this sort of thing. So now the people of planet Earth will finally know the truth about all those levitating towels and dead grandpas popping up all over the place.

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User Review  - mrgan - LibraryThing

What to say. This follow-up to Hamburger's equally ludicrous 'REAL Ultimate Power' just doesn't quite work, even if it is reasonably fun to read, if you're into that sort of thing. What sort of thing ... Read full review

I will never look at hot pockets the same again

User Review  - Perfect Tommy - Borders

Trey Hamburger is related to Robert Hamburger (in the sense that they are the same person writing under two pseudonyms). Much like Robert's love of ninjas, Trey experiences some really crazy stuff ... Read full review


Tell the Scientists of Planet Earth Dont Be a Dick xvii
Try getting some scientists to tell us the truth
Something big happens to an amigo
Sneak into some dudes house
Get pissed
Mike gets pissed
Feel a lot better about life
Get pumped about our Fighting Force
Nobody wants to help out
Attack neighbor
Try to get some dude to come with us
Write our wills
But realize we messed up big time
Find out some bullshit
Duck helps out
Topsecret document

Decide to train our psychic powers
Talk to some more dudes hear some more weird shit
Letter to CERN

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TREY HAMBURGER is a regular dude from Leonard, Michigan, who wants the scientific community to shut their mouths forever and realize the TRUTH about ghost/aliens. Trey Hamburger is also known as ROBERT HAMBURGER, the author of the cult hit REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book.

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