Going Ninja: The 8 New Rules for Today's Silent Assassins

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Ulysses Press, Feb 1, 2011 - Humor - 223 pages
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BEING NINJA.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?


Not by yourself, that’s for sure. But the brutal, six-week program
inGoing Ninja will make it happen. Transforming you from a
slow-refl exed nobody into a ripped,shuriken-hurling assassin.
What is the best way to sever a head with a chopstick?
How much personal blood loss is too much? This book shows
the way to turn your boring life into a never-ending, sake-filled
victory celebration:

*Learn to dismember anyone
*Wield a ninja sword with confidence
*Bone up on the rich history of American ninjas
*Tone your arms, neck, jaw and glutes
*Get laid every night, in Japanese
*Pump up the awesome

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