Got Milf?: The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking A Minivan

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Penguin, Apr 5, 2011 - Humor - 224 pages
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YOU'RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU'RE A MILF-DUD. TAKE YOUR PICK.

For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their "hotness" once they had kids. They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivans...Until now! Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today's Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age-defying beauty. Even as she juggles carpool, PTA, and the demands of the office, or shrieks, "GET IN THE TUB, NOOOWWW!", she's pretty darn hot.

A MILF ISN'T BORN, SHE'S MADE
A Milf is confident in her choices, because doubt is for 20-year-olds.
A Milf laughs. A lot.
A Milf kisses her man in public and hugs her kids until they cry out in sheer embarrassment.
A Milf doesn't let petty issues get her down and always looks up (take that gravity!).

GOT MILF? CELEBRATES WHERE THE MODERN WOMAN HAS TAKEN MOTHERHOOD. IT'S TIME TO STAND UP, EMBRACE YOUR INNER MILF AND BE COUNTED!

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Contents

anatomy of a MILF
anatomy of a cougar
MILF Duds
Notable MILFs Throughout History
Notable MILF Duds Throughout History
What Is Your MILF Quotient?
A MILF Pimps Her Ride
Achieving This Thing of Which People Speak This Sex Appeal
Achieving MILF Chic
MILF Wardrobe Essentials
What Happened? Where Did She Go?
The Social Life of the Single MILF Yes She Can Have One
A Friend for All Seasons
When Friendship Expires
A MILF in Need Is a MILF Indeed
Mommy Dating

MILFs Keep It Easy
A MILFs Makeup Bag
MILF Beauty Essentials
Four Bad Habits That Sap You of MILFiness
The Game
Cleaning Up Spilled MILF
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