Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

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Simon and Schuster, Jul 10, 2007 - Humor - 240 pages
Jim Norton is a pervert

in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.

Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.

Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.
 

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Contents

FOREWORD BY COLIN 0UINN
1
THE MASSAGE
17
A ROAD STORY
33
PINKEYE
49
B00
63
SLEEPY HEAD
83
THE BOB LEWY BENEFIT
97
LEGAL EAGLES
111
TOUGH CROWD
133
AN ENCHANTING EVENING
151
THE JACUZZI BLUES
171
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FLORENTINE
187
MONSTER RAIN
203
MEAN GENE THE HUGGING MACHINE
219
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
234
Copyright

THE DUMP WHISPERER
119

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Jim Norton is stand-up comedian who is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country. He is the author of two books and lives in New York City.

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