He's Gonna Toot and I'm Gonna Scoot: Waiting for Gabriel's Horn

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Word Pub., 1999 - Family & Relationships - 164 pages
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Barbara Johnson's ministry to the broken hearted has rescued thousands from the cesspools of life and helped the hopeless learn to laugh again. Now, sharing outrageous humor, rib-tickling insights, and inspiring, real-life examples, she shows you how to put life's trials into heavenly perspective. With Barb's zany humor leading the way like a geranium bobbing in a parade leader's hat, you'll be able to face each new challenge with grace―maybe even a giggle. Soon you'll have your sights set on eternity and your ears tuned to the heavenly trumpeter's frequency as you, too, joyously await that day when He's gonna toot, and we're gonna scoot!

"Barbara Johnson's writing may not make us thinner, but it sure does make us easier to live with! She has a way of removing a lot of the grit and grind from our crankcase so we can enjoy the trip from earth to heaven without a breakdown." ―Charles Swindoll, President Dallas Theological Seminary

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Contents

Weve Got a OneWay Ticket to Paradise
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Transposed by Music
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May the Joybells of Heaven DingDong
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About the author (1999)

Barbara Johnson guided millions of hurting women through the tunnel of despair with her best-selling books including Plant a Geranium in Your Cranium, Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death, and Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy. She and her husband, Bill, founded the non-profit Spatula Ministries which helps parents in crisis. She died of cancer in 2007 at the age of 79.

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