He's Just Not: Dating Deal Breakers

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Wheatmark, Inc., Mar 1, 2007 - Family & Relationships - 108 pages
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You cannot pinpoint what is wrong with him. Maybe it's just that something is not quite right. The point is, you do not have to understand why "He's Just NOT"-just acknowledge it! Comedienne Kim Samuels takes you through some of her crazy, actual encounters and dates. What started out as a nave effort to try and meet a nice guy turns into a hilarious learning opportunity for you.

Get ready for insights into dating "deal breakers" and "warning signs" galore. You will finally understand that when you hear alarm bells it does not mean you are crazy. The bells can mean you should stop now and not proceed into the relationship further. There are many times that you should not even get to the point where you realize he's just not that into you. By that time you are pretty much knee deep in stupid! Stop wasting your time, find out how to save precious time and energy in the wacky world of dating . . .

 

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Hilarious! Makes good reading. Helps you to see you are not missing much on the dating scene. Easy to read and light hearted.

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Contents

Introduction
7
Gold Teeth and More
12
More Than Twenty Minutes Late
16
The Bottomless Pit
18
The Alcoholic
20
White Zinfandel and Track Lighting
22
Physical Deformities and Health Issues
24
Athletic Build
26
Hes Just Not
43
Weird First Emails
46
Profile Spelling
52
How to Keep from Meeting Me in One Phone Call
55
How to End a Relationship in Four and a Half Hours
59
How to Start and Stop a Relationship in Three Days
72
Deal Breaker List
86
My Deal Breakers
91

Threatens to Cut My Hair
29
Pictures
32
He Is Just Strange
35
The Saga Continues
37
Mr Insensitive
40
The Telephone Dilemma
93
The PreStalker
96
My Profile
99
Hes Just Not to the Tenth Power
101
Copyright

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About the author (2007)

Kim Have You Lost Your Mind? Samuels is a comedienne, author, and entrepreneur. Originally from New York, she now resides in Los Angeles. Her unique comedic outlook on life as well as her optimistic spirit is inspirational to many.

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