Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: An Unauthorized Harry Potter Parody (Special Edition)

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Other Places Publishing, Jun 1, 2010 - Fiction - 218 pages
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Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it's not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy's pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America's Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort's dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There's only one way to know...Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter fans. Now with over 100 pages of new hilarity! Watch Henry Potty take on sparkly vampires in the Try Wizarding Tournament and unite all the hottest franchises into the powerful Order of the Takeout in brand-new scenes exclusive to the special edition.
 

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Contents

Of Rats and Gizzards
15
A Real LadiesMan 2
29
The Parrot and the Gum 5
53
The Runaway Rock 6
67
To Be Kicked Out or Not to Be 8
89
Dinosaur Time 10
103
Henry Potty and the Cauldron of Hormones 13
140
Henry Potty and the Order of the Takeout
174
Henry Potty and the Prints of Darkness
190
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