Her Life Will Be Set to Music

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iUniverse, Nov 1, 2002 - Fiction - 512 pages
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A codependent searching for aliens in his backyard, a meandering hobo who finds success in a discarded sandwich, a tie-dyed sex offender, the disenchanted Reverend Clamm, a zealot who preaches in shopping malls (baptizing in the coin-fountains), and a widowed accountant whose philosophy hinges upon his ability never to blink again.
 

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Contents

One Hundred Beers of Solitude
3
The Day He Shaved
19
The Problem With Girls
27
A Hefty Dodgeball of a Man
35
Find the Cost of Friendship
41
Zeeeeeealot
57
Holiday For a Strangers Doormat
65
Fourteen Years of Psychoanalysis
71
Never Take Those Pills Again
229
Divine Interference
233
The Spiritual Significance of the Blueberry Muffin
239
Hot Cakes
255
Always So Miserable
261
Male Bonding
267
Blink at Your Own Risk
271
What Kenny DiPesto Expected Adam to Do
277

Sweet Retail
87
The Guy Who Wants to Knife Your Balls Off
103
The Exceptional Stride of Tom Lancet
109
A Nice Christmas Present
115
The Gospel According to Theresa Mazza
131
Revealed
135
Most Persistent Washout
145
Together At Last
151
Tommys Pep Talk on Atrophy
157
Untitled
175
What Women Need Like a Hole in the Underpants
177
3 16 am
187
Youre a Good Man Adam Russell
189
Regarding the Hooter
199
Set to Music
209
SIDE 2
227
Handicap
285
While Theyre Hot
295
Little Women
305
Justice Has a Sweet Tooth
311
Rape Made Simple
325
The Best Way to Be Guilty
337
The War for Rachel
345
Chomp Chomp
361
Pound For Pound
381
Come Sancho
395
Lovest Thou Me?
409
Let it Loose
429
Where Rachel Hangs Her Heart
443
Cold Stone of Hell
469
Set to Music Reprise
487
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