Hey Dorothy You're Not in Kansas Anymore

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eBookIt.com, Feb 1, 2013 - Fiction - 148 pages
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Dorothy Gale Robinson, an aspiring actress, is the daughter of hippie parents with a passion for old movies. When her father is killed suddenly while sipping a non-fat decaf mocha latte at a local coffee shop, Dorothy's life is turned upside down. After an unconventional dispersing of her father's ashes at the Universal Studios' Psycho House, Dorothy's mother decides to sell all her worldly possessions and join a New Age cult headquartered in Banff, Canada. Of course, Dorothy's twin brother, Jude, is too busy with his law firm to help Dorothy save their mother from the clutches of the sinister cult, so she seeks the aid of her new boyfriend, Lahrs, and a cult-buster, Mervyn O'Roy, who just happens to look like Mickey Rooney. The motley trio venture from Florida to Banff, in search of Dorothy's mother and a little romance in the Canadian Rockies.
 

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Contents

Theres a Cyclone Coming
The Council with the Munchkins
Oh Dear The House Must Have Fallen On Her Whatever Shall We
I am Everywhere but to the Eyes of Common Mortals I am Invisible
A Man Made Entirely of
It is Such an Uncomfortable Feeling to Know One is a Fool
The Land of Oz has Never Been Civilized
My Life Has Been So Short That I Really Know Nothing Whatever
Do You Suppose Oz Could Give Me a Heart?
It is Useless to Fight People with Shooting Heads
Oh Gracious Are You a Real Witch?
There are Worse Things in the World than Being a Scarecrow
Soon They Found Themselves in the Midst of a Great Meadow of Poppies
You Ought to Be Ashamed of Yourself for Being Such a Humbug
We Go to the Emerald City to Ask the Great Oz How to Get Back to Kansas
Its a Long Journey through a Country thats Sometimes Dark and Terrible

She Felt So Lonely Among All These Strange People
The Travelers Found Themselves in Disagreeable Country
Our Little Party of Travelers Awakened Refreshed and Full of Hope Part 20 Its a Beautiful and Wonderful Place
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Dr. Karen Mueller Bryson is an award-winning/optioned screenwriter, produced playwright and published novelist. Karen has been writing since she learned to read and fell in love with books! When she's not at her computer creating new stories, Karen enjoys spending time with her husband and their bloodhounds. Karen is the founder of Short on Time Books, fast-paced and fun novels for readers on the go. This book was edited by Lea Ellen Borg of Night Owl Editing Services.

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