Hey, Mister: Celebrity RoastThis trade paperback collects the first four issues of Pete Sickman-Garner's regular series, HEY, MISTER, topped off with three new stories and a few anthology pieces. Follow the adventures of Pete's hilarious cast of misfits, Young Tim, Mister, Aunt Mary, and Hideous Mutants (don't ask!), as they continue their guerrilla war against everything sacred and beautiful. - Best of all, there aren't any actual celebrities. Well, except for Sting, but he gets killed off rather quickly. |
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